Does anyone really like to clean their bathroom? If you do, I think we need to have a conversation but if you don't, then I am right there with you.
Not to upset you men who read my blog, but what is with you guys? I grew up as the only girl in my house other than my Mom. Seriously, AIM PLEASE! For the love of all that is good, AIM!
Here are seven things I would rather do than clean the bathroom...
- Dance on top of my kitchen table, wearing an adult onsie (nods to Jenn R.), while blasting music from the TV.
- Sew my head into our bedroom carpet.
- Run up to the highest building and drop eggs on passer-byers.
- Watch 72 hours straight of Doctor Who while eating nothing but mac-n-cheese.
- Go down to the 16th Street Mall (in Denver), strip down to my underwear and ask people if they like my new clothes.
- Wear a red blanket as a cape around my neck, go into Walmart and tell people I have come to save the day.
- Crown myself Queen, and go to McDonald's and hold court.
What seven things would you rather do? Tell me in comments. ~Naila Moon
