Thursday, January 29, 2015

7 Things I Would Rather Do Than Clean My Bathroom



Does anyone really like to clean their bathroom? If you do, I think we need to have a conversation but if you don't, then I am right there with you.

Not to upset you men who read my blog, but what is with you guys? I grew up as the only girl in my house other than my Mom. Seriously, AIM PLEASE! For the love of all that is good, AIM!

Here are seven things I would rather do than clean the bathroom...


  1. Dance on top of my kitchen table, wearing an adult onsie (nods to Jenn R.), while blasting music from the TV.
  2. Sew my head into our bedroom carpet.
  3. Run up to the highest building and drop eggs on passer-byers.
  4. Watch 72 hours straight of Doctor Who while eating nothing but mac-n-cheese.
  5. Go down to the 16th Street Mall (in Denver), strip down to my underwear and ask people if they like my new clothes.
  6. Wear a red blanket as a cape around my neck, go into Walmart and tell people I have come to save the day.
  7. Crown myself Queen, and go to McDonald's and hold court.
What seven things would you rather do? Tell me in comments. ~Naila Moon


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14 comments:

  1. My husband is thinking of getting chickens. I think I would rather kill, pluck, and cut up a chicken rather than clean the bathroom. Oh, and clean their pen as well.

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    1. HA HA HA-I would say that you hate it!

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  2. hahaha! Thanks for the shout out! But this post was hilarious even without the honorable mention: "For the love of all that is good, AIM!" :)

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  3. I personally would rather go out in front in my bathing suit and whistle Dixie while building a snowman and then clean up the dog poop out there.

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  4. Since my husband has started using *my* bathroom, I now hate cleaning the bathroom. When it was just me, I didn't have an issue with cleaning the bathroom. Now the bathmat gets washed once a week at least (because holy heck how did it get over there?!?!) and there's something around the floor that I don't want to think about. *sigh* I may start using his bathroom...since he doesn't anymore.

    Jen - Pierced Wonderings

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  5. I did this topic, too, though I changed it to my hatred for washing dishes. My husband, bless his soul, never misses the toilet and never makes a bathroom mess!

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    1. I don't like domestic chores at all! :)

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  6. It's the gobs of toothpaste that get me! just gross.
    I have gloves that go up to my elbows and that's how I get through the ordeal.

    I'd say I'd rather wear a Toronto Maple Leaf hockey jersey and sing the National Anthem.... but the jersey would probably leave burns all over my body and I am not sure if that is worse than wiping pee off the wall behind the toilet??

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  7. Sew your head into your bedroom carpet!?! lolol! Where do you come up with this stuff!?!

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  8. I have told my son and husband before that I have never, never, EVER missed the toilet and peed on the floor. Not once. And yet, who's the one cleaning up pee from the floor?

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Thank you for reading and dropping by. I always appreciate your comments. ~Naila Moon