Milk, Aliens and Why I Have Not Written In Four Days

Here it is, already day 5 and I have written only one day out of the 30. Do I have an excuse? Of course, I do!

You see, it is like this; I was on the way to the grocery store to get some milk. I mean, my gosh, I wanted cereal for breakfast and had no milk. 

So anyway, there I was in the milk aisle when all of a sudden this alien with grayish-green skin was looking at the milk. I am thinking, what does an alien need with milk. He or she (frankly I don't know the difference) says nothing to me just looking forward at the milk.

All of a sudden, I see this flash of light, you know the kind where the sun is in your face? Yeah, that kind. It was unbelievably bright. I was thinking maybe the store refrigerator light exploded in my eyes or something. It was totally weird.

The next thing I know, I am sitting it this greenish plastic recliner. It seemed like a throwback to the 70's color green. I was leaning back all comfortable like but I could not move! I wasn't strapped down or anything so I could not figure it out.

All of sudden I see this same alien. I asked him where I was and how did I get here?

He says, "Bloop blod keeperscud roger pug smap took."

Now since I did not have my alien translator with me as I left it in my other jeans, I had not a clue what he/she was saying.

I replied, "Huh?"

The alien starts flailing his or her hands (I think they were hands) around in some sort of alien sign language. I got the gist I was on his or her ship and that I was being studied. Or at least I think that is what was meant.

All I remember is seeing a spaghetti bowl with wires coming out of it being attached to my head. I was given some sort of drink that looked very much like Kool-Aid or Mad Dog20/20. Maybe it was both. I don't know, it tasted good. Then I was out.

I started dreaming of rainbows and unicorns and romps through the river of tulips. Wow, that was a far-out dream!

Next thing I know, I am in my kitchen, pouring milk into my cereal bowl. I wasn't really sure how I got there exactly. I also had some plastic sticky star stuck to my forehead. 

All I truly know is that it was four days later and it is now September 5th.

Michelle aka Naila Moon

What's with the Alien On Instagram?

Recently, I visited a local book store and had myself a honest to goodness alien sighting. He was standing right there, staring at me, begging me to come in and chat. So, I did.

He told me his life's story, how he came to be here (via Roswell, NM of course), and why he was standing in the store window.

It turns out, he simply needed to take care of himself while he was waiting for the others. I can only assume that meant the Mother ship but, I wasn't about to ask that question. Anyway, he said that the kind book store lady took him in and said he could stand in the window and have people take photos of him in exchange for alien food. I think that may mean sushi but again, I don't really know.

So, since I was already there, I decided to sit down with him and have my own photo taken. I had to be careful with holding his arm, apparently aliens do not have strong arms and if you hold on too hard, they can break. Seriously, I was not going to have that on my conscience! 

Nice fellow, that alien.

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PS>Just so you know. I have always considered myself the Supreme Leader of the Known Universe. Don't believe me? Visit my Facebook page. Anyway, it was only natural that this alien took a photo with me for future relations with his race.

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~Michelle

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1. Write about the last thing that surprised you.
2. Write a blog post that ends with the line: I think that went well.
3. Book review!
4. Create a recipe that incorporates mint.
5. Tell us about the last time you slept on a couch.
6. Share your favorite photo you posted on Instagram this month and give us the back story.
7. Spring Cleaning! Share a before and after photo of a room you recently tackled.

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*Unidentified

photo source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidentified_flying_object

In the late 70's/early 80's there were many sightings of unidentified flying objects...aka UFO's. I remember my parents talking about the ones that had been seen. I am not sure what I imagined them to look like as a young kid but I am sure I had some image of them.


Believe it or not, I even remember us going on a UFO hunt. Really, I do!  My parents loaded us up one night in to our VW  and took us out in to the country...mind you this was not a far stretch as we lived out in the country. Anyway, we parked the car in an open field, got out and looked up. 

image source: http://www.ufocasebook.com/la42large.jpg

It was dark that night but not so dark that the stars were not out. In fact, it was a perfect night for alien watching. My parents jabbered to us and kept pointing in to the sky and then...it happened!


All of a sudden, across the sky two very bright red streaks raced across the sky. My parents gasped at the sight and pointed even more. Then it happened yet again. I saw it, I did!


We waited in hopes to see more aliens and more UFO's but nothing more came that night. We went home excited that we saw what we saw out in the field. 


We never did see anything more like it but I have always been fascinated by the thought there might actually be aliens out there. 


If there really are aliens among us, welcome to Earth. Please feel free to roam around, bask in a latte and smell the roses. Just please let me know your intentions so I can be prepared and no probing. ok?

photo source: http://cdn.ghosttheory.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ufo.jpg

***As I was looking up some research for this blog, I was amazed to find that there are still reported sightings everyday and not just from Area 51...which we all know does not exist, but from all over the world, even as early as April 2012.***


Do you think it is possible there are aliens from another world? Have you seen UFO's? Do you think it all is a bunch of hooey made up by movie people? Do just you wish E.T. would phone home?
Tell me about it.
~Naila Moon