No, I am talking about the kind you get in your e-mail box.
For the longest time, believe it or not, I was getting very little SPAM in my inbox. Needless to say I was a happy camper. Then I did the ultimate no, no when it comes to e-mailing. I agreed to let something company I was signing up for to allow e-mail from 3rd parties. I like how they always say that they are "carefully selected". I also like how those companies say "we will never sell your e-mail". Yeah, right!
Anyway, so now, I am inundated with the SPAM. Does this mean that I have now arrived? Well, maybe. Shouldn't we get an award or something for the amount of SPAM we get in our e-'mail inbox.
I would like the thank the SPAM Committee who chose me for this award. You like me!
Anyway, I digress.
I seriously, have most recently received some...well...interesting ones.
Trial E-Cigaretts-first of all, I do not smoke. I never have! Secondly, what do they mean by "trial"? Do you have to give them back?
Russian Brides-in case you haven't noticed, I am already married. Um, thanks for the offer?
Mate 1-Beautiful Chicks- I have no interest in mating chicks. I have no rooms for chicks in my apartment either. I live in the city for gosh sakes. ;-0
Pizza Survey- I like pizza. Enough said, now send me one.
Mind Pay-If YOU want to pay me what's on my mind. Have at it. I could use the money!
Stay Hard-Gain 3inches Permanently- Ummm, in case you have not noticed lately, I am a woman and missing that vital part needed.
Daily Bambi News-Do you like Pandas?- I like them as much as the next person. Do you like them Bambi? Also, why do I need to get updates from a deer anyway?
Yeah, I hate that stuff too!